Last Updated: April 24, 2025

Welcome to Awkward Santa. By using our site, buying our weirdly wonderful random gifts, or just snooping around, you agree to these Terms & Conditions. If you don’t like rules, you may want to hit the back button (or just go hang out with Normal Santa).

Awkward Santa is a website that sells random gifts. We pick them. You don’t. That’s kind of the point.

• You pay us.
   
• We send you something random.
   
• You open it and (hopefully) smile, laugh, cry, or experience an existential crisis.
   
• We do not accept returns, exchanges, or complaints about your gift being “too awkward.” That’s literally our brand.
   

We do not accept:

• Returns
   
• Exchanges
   
• Refunds
   
• “But I thought it would be…” emails
   

The gift is random. You get what you get, and you don’t throw a fit.

To buy from us, you must be:

• 18 years or older
   
• Using your own payment info (don’t be shady)
   
• Totally cool with receiving something unpredictable
   

You agree not to:

• Break any laws while using our site
   
• Try to hack, spam, or ruin the experience for others
   
• Pretend to be someone else (unless it’s for a gift prank, in which case… carry on)
   
• Post anything offensive, illegal, or super weird (we’ll be the judge of "super weird")
   

We do our best to ship in a timely manner, but we’re not in charge of the post office. Once the gift leaves our workshop (OK, warehouse), it's out of our hands.

Lost packages? We'll do what we can, but we’re not Santa IRL.

Everything on this site—our branding, images, copy, gift ideas, logo, etc.—is owned by Awkward Santa. Don’t steal our stuff unless you want a stocking full of cease-and-desist.

We don’t guarantee:

• That you’ll like the gift
   
• That the gift will be useful
   
• That your Aunt Karen will appreciate it
   

The site and all gifts are provided “as is.” Use at your own risk. Random means random.

We’re not responsible for:

• Broken hearts
   
• Family fights at Christmas
   
• Awkward reactions at the office Secret Santa party
   

To the fullest extent allowed by law, we’re not liable for any damages arising from your use of this site or your disappointment in your mystery item.

We may change these Terms anytime. We probably won’t send you a scroll by raven, so check back now and then. If you keep using the site after changes are posted, you’re agreeing to the new rules.

Need help or want to say something awkwardly nice? 📧 Email us at [support@awkwardsanta.com]

Thanks for visiting Awkward Santa. We hope your gift is just the right amount of wrong.