Welcome to Awkward Santa, where the gifts are random, the reactions are mixed, and you get mail!

We’re not your average gift shop.

We’re the quirky cousin of shopping.
The chaotic good of year round Secret Santa.
The plot twist you didn’t see coming.

Awkward Santa was born from one simple idea:

🎄 Surprises are better when they’re completely out of your control.

We handpick (or elf-pick?) strange, hilarious, oddly charming gifts and send them your way—with zero clue what’s inside until it shows up at your door. It’s like shaking the present under the tree... but the whole box is the mystery.

Perfect for:

• Office gift swaps

• That friend who has everything
   
• Last-minute shoppers who love living on the edge
   
• Anyone who just loves getting mail
   

Because life’s too short for not having fun.
Because laughter is the best re-gifting strategy.

Because Random Gifts and Secret Santa's can be awkward.
Because some awkward moments make the best memories.

We believe every holiday (or Tuesday) could use a little more mystery and a lot less pressure. No wishlists. No decision fatigue. Just click, wait, unbox, and wonder what the heck we were thinking (don’t worry—it was intentional).

🎄 Elf’s Pocket Change $8- A single googly eye, a slightly used pencil… or a $100 bill folded into origami.

🧦 Mildly Useless $10- Socks with Jake Paul’s face, a glitter grenade, or wireless earbuds that actually slap.

🍕 Sketchy Secret Santa $15- A mug that screams when heated, spicy gummy bears of doom, or concert tickets to something.

📦 Thrift Store Roulette $25- A vintage Furby, cursed VHS tape, edible insects, or a fully working drone.

💰“I Kinda Care” Tier $50- A taxidermy mouse DJ, real AirPods (maybe), or a custom bobblehead of you riding a narwhal.

🎧 Risky Rich Friend $100- A PS5 controller dipped in chocolate, handmade katana, or an actual PS5.

🥂 Luxury Chaos $500- A life-sized velociraptor statue, a 24K gold-plated banana, or a round-trip ticket to anywhere… like Nebraska.

💼 High-Stakes Holiday $1,000- A bizarre NFT that triples in value overnight, a year of streaming subscriptions, or a 3D-printed statue of your childhood fears.

🚁 Insanity Claus $10,000- A surprise car, 100 pounds of cheese, or a romantic dinner with a Nicolas Cage impersonator.

🏰 Absolute Madness $100,000- A private island getaway, a custom-built robot butler, naming rights to a star (or goat), or literally a $1 bill inside a Fabergé egg.

• 🎁 Surprise – We keep it unpredictable, so you don’t have to.
   
• 😂 Humor – If it doesn’t make you smile, laugh, cringe, cry, or scratch your head… it’s not from us.
   
• ❤️ Simplicity – One button. One order. One random gift.
   
• 🔒 No returns – Yep. You get what you get. It’s part of the fun.
   

We’re a small but mighty crew of misfits, meme collectors, reformed last-minute shoppers, and certified weirdos. We’re fueled by year round holiday spirit, caffeine, and your reactions to the strange things we send.

Browse, click, and brace yourself.

🎅 Awkward Santa is here to make gift-giving weird again.

Questions? Praise? Passive-aggressive holiday cards?

Hit us up: [support@awkwardsanta.com]